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09:42 am
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Monkey Business
Welcome to the Powdermonkey's Hammock!
(Contains piratey goodness, age of sail geekery, tragedy, comedy, tragicomedy, dubious metaphors, scenes of an adult nature, thoughts of a childish nature, slash, primates, and nuts.)
I've updated my profile with a story guide and clicky links. If you find a broken one, please let me know. All stories are also tagged for main characters, series, or standalones, though series may not come up in the right order.
Anyone who wants to read my stuff has permission to friend me. You don't have to comment, but I'll be happy if you do. I like to know which fics are getting read!
I crave feedback and concrit. Really. If you don't like something, I'd much rather you stayed and told me why than just went away unnoticed.
Enjoy!
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09:42 am
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Monkey Business
Welcome to the Powdermonkey's Hammock!
(Contains piratey goodness, age of sail geekery, tragedy, comedy, tragicomedy, dubious metaphors, scenes of an adult nature, thoughts of a childish nature, slash, primates, and nuts.)
I've updated my profile with a story guide and clicky links. If you find a broken one, please let me know. All stories are also tagged for main characters, series, or standalones, though series may not come up in the right order.
Anyone who wants to read my stuff has permission to friend me. You don't have to comment, but I'll be happy if you do. I like to know which fics are getting read!
I crave feedback and concrit. Really. If you don't like something, I'd much rather you stayed and told me why than just went away unnoticed.
Enjoy!
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11:35 am
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Fic link: New Year Party
Interactive choose-your-own-adventure fic just up on ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) impofperversity.
Title: New Year Party
Characters: Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Bill Turner, Jamie Martingale (with contributions from Jack Shaftoe and Madame Sal in Singapore)
Rating: NC-17. Very very NC-17
Perpetrators: viva_gloria (most of the work and all of the coding), p0wdermonkey (mostly Bootstrap wrangling and cardiectomy)
Disclaimer: it wasn't me I didn't do it
New Year Party
Backstory
The "plot" is self explanatory, but for those who like to be thorough, it follows on from the intrepid exploits described in tessabeth's The Ninth Party, which follows on from viva_gloria's The Eighth Party. The story that started it all, way back in 2004 (when I'd yet to see a Pirates movie), was viva_gloria's Gentlemen's Relish, which also led to Commodities.
That's a lot of sequels for something that started out as a standalone. It's official: Gentlemen's Relish is a seminal text.
Feedback
Is always welcome. You can leave comments here or in any of the other places we've posted links. Don't worry: we'll pass 'em around.
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11:35 am
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Fic link: New Year Party
Interactive choose-your-own-adventure fic just up on impofperversity.
Title: New Year Party
Characters: Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Bill Turner, Jamie Martingale (with contributions from Jack Shaftoe and Madame Sal in Singapore)
Rating: NC-17. Very very NC-17
Perpetrators: viva_gloria (most of the work and all of the coding), p0wdermonkey (mostly Bootstrap wrangling and cardiectomy)
Disclaimer: it wasn't me I didn't do it
New Year Party
Backstory
The "plot" is self explanatory, but for those who like to be thorough, it follows on from the intrepid exploits described in tessabeth's The Ninth Party, which follows on from viva_gloria's The Eighth Party. The story that started it all, way back in 2004 (when I'd yet to see a Pirates movie), was viva_gloria's Gentlemen's Relish, which also led to Commodities.
That's a lot of sequels for something that started out as a standalone. It's official: Gentlemen's Relish is a seminal text.
Feedback
Is always welcome. You can leave comments here or in any of the other places we've posted links. Don't worry: we'll pass 'em around.
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10:13 am
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Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture
Norrington catches up with Jack and Barbossa in 21st-century LA.
Title: Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture
Author: ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) p0wdermonkey
Pairings: mostly Jack/James, suggested Jack/Hector. I couldn't quite stretch to James/Hector, not this time. But there's a dark threesome in nineteenth-century Paris in the pipeline... No, really.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own none of this.
Warnings: see pairings.
Written for:argyleheir's ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) merrypirates request, James/Jack/Barbossa post AWE-AU -- the pratfalls of eternal youth. Humor.
Beta: viva_gloria
Prequel (in which Jack and Hector make it big in Hollywood): Once Upon a Time in the Twenty-First Century
( This way to get your tickets and popcorn... )
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10:13 am
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Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture
Norrington catches up with Jack and Barbossa in 21st-century LA.
Title: Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture
Author: p0wdermonkey
Pairings: mostly Jack/James, suggested Jack/Hector. I couldn't quite stretch to James/Hector, not this time. But there's a dark threesome in nineteenth-century Paris in the pipeline... No, really.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I own none of this.
Warnings: see pairings.
Written for:argyleheir's merrypirates request, James/Jack/Barbossa post AWE-AU -- the pratfalls of eternal youth. Humor.
Beta: viva_gloria
Prequel (in which Jack and Hector make it big in Hollywood): Once Upon a Time in the Twenty-First Century
( This way to get your tickets and popcorn... )
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10:28 am
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My first Impverse fic
My permission to post at the delightful impofperversity appears to be caught up in red tape and time differences. But today is viva_gloria's birthday!
So, I bring you:
Something Not Quite Right
An Impverse story gone awry. Featuring Jacks Sparrow and Shaftoe.
Beta: tessabeth
Rating: reader dependent
Mine? Sadly not.
( Look what the tide washed in... )
EDIT:
Don't miss justawench's pic of Sparrow-enhanced Cuckmere scenery! There's a link in her comment below. Then there's another link to a beautiful pic of both Jacks. That one probably has nothing to do with this story but, frankly, who cares? Gorgeous!
MORE EDIT:
No clicky links because then lj cuts straight from "today is..." to "..."justawench's pic". Which doesn't make much sense. And leaves out the whole of the story. If anyone knows why it does that - and how to stop it - please tell me!
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10:28 am
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My first Impverse fic
My permission to post at the delightful impofperversity appears to be caught up in red tape and time differences. But today is viva_gloria's birthday!
So, I bring you:
Something Not Quite Right
An Impverse story gone awry. Featuring Jacks Sparrow and Shaftoe.
Beta: tessabeth
Rating: reader dependent
Mine? Sadly not.
( Look what the tide washed in... )
EDIT:
Don't miss justawench's pic of Sparrow-enhanced Cuckmere scenery! There's a link in her comment below. Then there's another link to a beautiful pic of both Jacks. That one probably has nothing to do with this story but, frankly, who cares? Gorgeous!
MORE EDIT:
No clicky links because then lj cuts straight from "today is..." to "..."justawench's pic". Which doesn't make much sense. And leaves out the whole of the story. If anyone knows why it does that - and how to stop it - please tell me!
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09:58 am
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Jack Sparrow is Tonto!
And Tall Ship Tales will be the next new ride at Disneyland Paris.
:-)
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09:58 am
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Jack Sparrow is Tonto!
And Tall Ship Tales will be the next new ride at Disneyland Paris.
:-)
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09:47 am
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Marked Men: part 2 of 2
Second part of fic written for ![[info]](http://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif) potcfest prompt #61: What was the mark Jack left on Beckett?
Takes place before the movies and after Tall Ship Tales, which you don't need to read first.
Title: Marked Men (2/2)
Author: p0wdermonkey
Pairing/characters: Jack/Beckett
Rating: NC-17 for sexual weirdness, medical stuff, Beckett, and philosophy.
Summary: Ridiculously long and detailed build up to the actual prompt.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jack Sparrow, Cutler Beckett, or Hobbes’ Leviathan.
Warnings: Suggestions of dubious consent, offstage. Beckett, Hobbes. Though if you’re looking for Beckett/Hobbes noncon, you’ll be disappointed. Try Google.
Author's notes: are at the end, for those who make it that far.
Beta: viva_gloria
Marked Men: Part One
( Marked Men: Part Two )
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09:47 am
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Marked Men: part 2 of 2
Second part of fic written for potcfest prompt #61: What was the mark Jack left on Beckett?
Takes place before the movies and after Tall Ship Tales, which you don't need to read first.
Title: Marked Men (2/2)
Author: p0wdermonkey
Pairing/characters: Jack/Beckett
Rating: NC-17 for sexual weirdness, medical stuff, Beckett, and philosophy.
Summary: Ridiculously long and detailed build up to the actual prompt.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jack Sparrow, Cutler Beckett, or Hobbes’ Leviathan.
Warnings: Suggestions of dubious consent, offstage. Beckett, Hobbes. Though if you’re looking for Beckett/Hobbes noncon, you’ll be disappointed. Try Google.
Author's notes: are at the end, for those who make it that far.
Beta: viva_gloria
Marked Men: Part One
( Marked Men: Part Two )
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12:49 pm
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Marked Men: part 1 of 2
Written for potcfest prompt #61: What was the mark Jack left on Beckett?
Takes place well before the movies and shortly after Tall Ship Tales, which you don't need to read first.
Title: Marked Men 1/2
Author: p0wdermonkey
Pairing/characters: Jack/Beckett
Rating: NC-17 for sexual weirdness, medical stuff, Beckett, and philosophy.
Summary: Ridiculously long and detailed build up to the actual prompt.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jack Sparrow, Cutler Beckett, or Hobbes’ Leviathan.
Warnings: Suggestions of dubious consent, offstage. Beckett, Hobbes. Though if you’re looking for Beckett/Hobbes noncon, you’ll be disappointed. Try Google.
Author's notes: are at the end, for those who make it that far.
Beta: viva_gloria
( Marked Men: Part One )
Marked Men: Part Two.
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12:49 pm
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Marked Men: part 1 of 2
Written for potcfest prompt #61: What was the mark Jack left on Beckett?
Takes place well before the movies and shortly after Tall Ship Tales, which you don't need to read first.
Title: Marked Men 1/2
Author: p0wdermonkey
Pairing/characters: Jack/Beckett
Rating: NC-17 for sexual weirdness, medical stuff, Beckett, and philosophy.
Summary: Ridiculously long and detailed build up to the actual prompt.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Jack Sparrow, Cutler Beckett, or Hobbes’ Leviathan.
Warnings: Suggestions of dubious consent, offstage. Beckett, Hobbes. Though if you’re looking for Beckett/Hobbes noncon, you’ll be disappointed. Try Google.
Author's notes: are at the end, for those who make it that far.
Beta: viva_gloria
( Marked Men: Part One )
Marked Men: Part Two.
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05:16 pm
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Sibling Rivalry
What was the Brethren Court all about? Who has the biggest boons? Is Norrington really dead? What is there to eat at Shipwreck Cove? How many cunning plans can you fit into one movie? Why does Jack’s mum have a ’tache?
Standalone fic that fills the gap between the seventh and ninth Nuts Out stories. Not a proper Nut because Elizabeth grabs centre stage, while Barbossa machinates quietly in the wings.
Characters: Jack, Elizabeth, Brethren Court
Pairings: Jack/any/all of the above
Rating: You can probably push it to R if you read that way
Disclaimer: pilfered, plundered, looted, pillaged
Beta reader and purveyor of distracting chapbooks: viva_gloria
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05:16 pm
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Sibling Rivalry
What was the Brethren Court all about? Who has the biggest boons? Is Norrington really dead? What is there to eat at Shipwreck Cove? How many cunning plans can you fit into one movie? Why does Jack’s mum have a ’tache?
Standalone fic that fills the gap between the seventh and ninth Nuts Out stories. Not a proper Nut because Elizabeth grabs centre stage, while Barbossa machinates quietly in the wings.
Characters: Jack, Elizabeth, Brethren Court
Pairings: Jack/any/all of the above
Rating: You can probably push it to R if you read that way
Disclaimer: pilfered, plundered, looted, pillaged
Beta reader and purveyor of distracting chapbooks: viva_gloria
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09:53 am
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DVD Commentary
I'm back from holiday and still catching up on what I've missed, but I have signed up for the DVD commentary challenge.
If anyone out there feels like commenting on any of my stories, please help yourselves! I'll be amazed and delighted.
I have *lots* other people's stories I want to write commentaries for, but I'll wait to claim until I'm more caught up with things and know whether I have time.
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09:53 am
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DVD Commentary
I'm back from holiday and still catching up on what I've missed, but I have signed up for the DVD commentary challenge.
If anyone out there feels like commenting on any of my stories, please help yourselves! I'll be amazed and delighted.
I have *lots* other people's stories I want to write commentaries for, but I'll wait to claim until I'm more caught up with things and know whether I have time.
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05:49 pm
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Boons for Latin lawyers
I've often wondered where Jack Sparrow learned his legal Latin. Now I know.
The Codex Iustinianus - with naughty pictures.
Might be work safe if your colleagues don't tend to scrutinise illuminated manuscripts.
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05:49 pm
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Boons for Latin lawyers
I've often wondered where Jack Sparrow learned his legal Latin. Now I know.
The Codex Iustinianus - with naughty pictures.
Might be work safe if your colleagues don't tend to scrutinise illuminated manuscripts.
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